Died in obscurities...

Continuing an idea, here are some thoroughly obscure ways that people have died based upon google results.

"died in a _____ accient":

Kitten: 1
Raptor: 10 (if you haven't guessed the reference by now, you aren't going to)
Roller Skating: 5
Puppy: 1
Banana: 1
Haberdashery: 465 (wow...)
Blogging: 3240
Blagging: 4
Laughing: 6
Kiting: 57
Snake Charming: 363

At least anyone who will ever read this can take some form of solace knowing that he has not died in any of these or other obscure fashions.

~Samuel